Wednesday, July 29, 2026

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The treaty that ended a war—but no one signed it

Trivia of the Day

The Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly

Which two countries technically remained at war for 335 years because they forgot to sign a peace treaty?

  1. England and Zanzibar
  2. The Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly
  3. Spain and the Netherlands
  4. France and Monaco

Answer: The Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly — When the peace treaty was finally signed in 1986, the chairman of the Isles of Scilly said the war had been 'entirely bloodless'—not a single shot was fired during the entire 335 years. Remarkably, the Dutch ambassador joked that it must have been harrowing to live through a war that lasted that long, and historians noted this was likely the world's longest war with the fewest casualties: zero.

In 1651, during the tail end of the English Civil War, the Netherlands found itself drawn into the conflict on the side of the Parliamentarians against the Royalists who had retreated to the Isles of Scilly, a small archipelago off the southwestern tip of Cornwall. Dutch ships were being harassed by Royalist privateers operating from the islands, so the Dutch ambassador declared war specifically on the Isles of Scilly in March 1651—not on England as a whole, which was already in chaos.

The Royalists were expelled from Scilly just three months later, but in the flurry of treaty-making that followed the civil war's end, no one remembered to draft a peace agreement between the Dutch Republic and this tiny cluster of islands. The war simply slipped through the cracks of history. Both sides forgot about it entirely.

The oversight came to light in 1985 when Roy Duncan, a historian and chairman of the Isles of Scilly Council, wrote to the Dutch embassy in London to investigate the peculiar rumor. The Dutch government confirmed that, technically, the state of war had never been formally ended. On April 17, 1986, the Dutch ambassador flew to Scilly to sign a peace treaty, finally closing the books on what is recognized by the Guinness Book of Records as the world's longest war.

Why does this matter? It's a delightful reminder that bureaucracy can outlast memory, and that the formal machinery of statehood—declarations, treaties, diplomatic recognition—can persist long after the human reasons for them have vanished. The 335-year war also highlights how peculiar the English Civil War truly was, with its localized allegiances and forgotten footnotes, and how the modern nation-state system we take for granted is still relatively new, full of inherited quirks from messier times.

Word of the Day

callipygian adjective · kal-ih-PIJ-ee-uhn

Having well-shaped buttocks. From the Greek 'kallos' (beauty) and 'pyge' (buttocks), the term entered English in the late 18th century via art history, describing classical sculptures celebrated for their idealized human form—most famously the 'Aphrodite Kallipygos' or 'Venus of the Beautiful Buttocks' discovered in Rome.

The museum's statue of Apollo was praised by critics as callipygian, embodying the Greek ideal of athletic beauty. Fashion designers in the 1950s revived callipygian silhouettes, celebrating curves after years of wartime austerity.

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Joke of the Day

Why did the time traveler refuse to invest in the stock market?

He was worried about insider trading—from the future.

This Day in History

1890Vincent van Gogh died in Auvers-sur-Oise, France, two days after shooting himself in the chest at age 37. He had sold only one painting during his lifetime and lived in near-total obscurity, supported by his brother Theo. In the decade after his death, his work began to gain recognition, and today his paintings are among the most expensive ever sold—a fame he never lived to see. His final words to Theo were reportedly 'La tristesse durera toujours' (The sadness will last forever), yet his legacy became one of color, passion, and the triumph of artistic vision over worldly success.

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