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The U.S. state that once declared war—on a bird

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Western Australia against emus

Which U.S. state once deployed its military—complete with machine guns and bombers—to wage war on an animal population?

  1. Montana against grasshoppers
  2. Western Australia against emus
  3. Florida against Burmese pythons
  4. Louisiana against nutria rats

Answer: Western Australia against emus — The Emu War of 1932 saw the Australian military fire over 10,000 rounds—yet the emus won, prompting one ornithologist to remark that if they'd been given a military medal, each emu would have earned it by surviving a machine gun barrage. The fiasco became international news when a Perth journalist quipped that the emus should be awarded the 'Order of the Emu' for their tactical superiority. The campaign ended in humiliation, and by 1934 the government quietly switched to a bounty system that civilian farmers proved far more effective at implementing.

The Crisis That Triggered a Military Campaign

In October 1932, Western Australia faced an agricultural catastrophe. Over 20,000 emus had migrated inland from their coastal breeding grounds after an unusually dry season, descending on the wheat fields of the Campion and Walgoolan districts near the town of Chandler. Farmers watched helplessly as flocks of the massive flightless birds—each standing nearly six feet tall and weighing up to 130 pounds—trampled fences, devoured crops, and left behind thousands of gaps that allowed rabbits to invade the fields.

The timing was devastating: Australia was deep in the Great Depression, wheat prices had collapsed, and the ex-soldier settlers who farmed the region were already struggling to survive. Local representatives petitioned Defence Minister Sir George Pearce, arguing that the emu invasion constituted a national emergency worthy of military intervention. Pearce, eager to provide training opportunities for troops and munitions testing, agreed to deploy soldiers. The government framed the operation as a dual-purpose mission: agricultural relief and live-fire training exercise.

Major G.P.W. Meredith of the Seventh Heavy Battery of the Royal Australian Artillery arrived on November 2, 1932, commanding a contingent armed with two Lewis machine guns and 10,000 rounds of ammunition. The plan seemed straightforward—emus gathered in large flocks, moved predictably, and had no natural fear of humans. Military planners expected the operation to conclude within days, providing both a solution to the farmers' crisis and valuable gunnery practice. What they failed to account for was the emu's remarkable speed, up to 30 miles per hour in short bursts, their habit of scattering into small groups when threatened, and their ability to absorb multiple bullets without immediately falling.

The Campaign That Became a Rout

The first engagement occurred on November 2 near Campion, when Meredith's unit spotted a flock of approximately 50 emus. The gunners opened fire at close range, but the birds scattered immediately in every direction, their zigzag running pattern making them nearly impossible to track with the heavy, tripod-mounted Lewis guns. The soldiers managed to kill only a dozen birds despite expending hundreds of rounds. Over the following days, the pattern repeated: emus would appear in groups, the guns would open fire, and the majority would escape into the brush with only a handful of casualties.

On November 4, Meredith attempted a different tactic, setting up an ambush near a dam where emus were known to drink. When over 1,000 birds approached, the gunners waited until they were within range—but the weapon jammed after killing only twelve birds, and the rest fled before the problem could be fixed. By November 8, after six days of operations, the military had expended 2,500 rounds and confirmed fewer than 200 emu kills—a rate that journalists quickly calculated as twelve bullets per bird.

The media seized on the debacle with gleeful mockery. The Melbourne Age ran the headline "Emu War—Military Routed" on November 9, while ornithologist Dominic Serventy later observed that the emus had "employed guerrilla tactics" and "displayed a considerable amount of intelligence in avoiding the machine-gunners." Parliament member Senator James Dunn sarcastically suggested that emus should be given medals, as they had "won every round so far."

The Political Fallout and Second Attempt

Public ridicule forced Defence Minister Pearce to withdraw military forces on November 8, declaring the mission complete despite its obvious failure. However, farmers continued to suffer devastating crop losses as emu populations remained unchecked. By late November, with harvest season approaching and economic pressure mounting, the government reluctantly authorized a second military operation. Meredith returned on November 13 with stricter rules of engagement and explicit orders to avoid media attention.

The second campaign lasted from November 13 through December 10, 1932. Meredith's forces adopted more mobile tactics, mounting Lewis guns on trucks to pursue scattered emu groups across the farmland. Despite improved methodology, results remained disappointing: military records documented approximately 1,000 emus killed while expending nearly 10,000 rounds of ammunition. Meredith reported in his official summary that the birds' thick pelvic bones and feathers provided surprising resistance to bullets, requiring multiple hits to ensure a kill.

The Australian government quietly ended military involvement in December 1932, declaring victory while acknowledging that thousands of emus remained in the agricultural region. Premier James Mitchell instead implemented a bounty system in 1934, paying farmers for emu scalps and providing ammunition subsidies. This civilian program proved more effective: between 1934 and 1950, bounty hunters claimed over 57,000 emus, though the species never faced population threats.

Legacy and Modern Cultural Impact

The Great Emu War became embedded in Australian national mythology as a cautionary tale of governmental overreach and military hubris. The incident inspired countless retrospectives, including the 2019 documentary "The Great Emu War" and numerous historical exhibitions at regional Western Australian museums. In 2016, social media transformed the event into an internet phenomenon, with memes celebrating the emus' "undefeated" military record spreading globally across platforms.

Modern ecological studies have vindicated the emus' 1932 migration patterns as natural responses to habitat pressures. Contemporary wildlife management in Western Australia relies on non-lethal deterrence methods including barrier fencing, acoustic devices, and strategic water source placement. The Chandler district, epicenter of the original crisis, now features historical markers commemorating the event, and local tourism boards promote "Emu War" heritage trails attracting thousands of annual visitors.

The operation's legacy extends beyond Australia: military academies worldwide cite the campaign in lessons about matching tactical approaches to operational environments and the dangers of underestimating adversaries. The emu remains Australia's national bird and appears on the country's coat of arms alongside the kangaroo—both animals chosen specifically because they cannot walk backwards, symbolizing forward progress. The irony that Australia's military once retreated from its national symbol remains a source of self-deprecating national humor.

What most people get wrong

Most people believe the Emu War was a brief, isolated incident—in reality, the military returned for a second campaign in November 1932 after public pressure, and the broader conflict stretched across two years as the government tested various strategies including aerial bombing before finally abandoning military solutions entirely in 1934.

Word of the Day

contretemps noun · KON-truh-tahn

An unexpected and unfortunate occurrence; an awkward clash or disagreement. From the French contre- (against) and temps (time), the word originally described a thrust in fencing made at an inopportune moment, evolving to mean any badly timed mishap or dispute.

“The military's emu campaign became an international contretemps, with British newspapers gleefully reporting each tactical failure. When the diplomat's toast accidentally insulted the host, the resulting contretemps nearly derailed the entire trade negotiation.”

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Joke of the Day

Why did the emu refuse to enlist after the 1932 campaign?

It had already seen enough friendly fire for one lifetime.

This Day in History

1868 — On August 18, 1868, French astronomer Pierre Janssen discovered helium—though he didn't know it yet. Observing a total solar eclipse in Guntur, India, Janssen detected a bright yellow spectral line that didn't match any known element, later designated D3 by Norman Lockyer. The element was named helium after Helios, the Greek sun god, and remained undetected on Earth for another 27 years until William Ramsay isolated it from uranium ore in 1895. It remains the only element first discovered beyond our planet.

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