Wednesday, August 12, 2026

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The poet who mailed himself across the Atlantic

Trivia of the Day

Himself

In 1916, what unusual cargo did a New York businessman successfully mail to his father in Ireland using regular parcel post?

  1. A live chicken
  2. A grandfather clock
  3. Himself
  4. A Model T Ford engine

Answer: Himself — W.H. Bates purchased $53 in stamps, attached them to his coat, and classified himself as a 'package'—and postal regulations at the time had no rule against it.

On a gray February morning in 1916, William Henry Bates walked into a New York post office with an audacious plan: he would mail himself across the Atlantic Ocean. Bates, who couldn't afford conventional steamship passage to visit his ailing father in Dublin, had discovered a remarkable loophole in postal regulations. Parcel post to Ireland cost significantly less than passenger fare, and nowhere in the rulebook did it explicitly forbid shipping a human being.

Bates purchased $1.87 worth of stamps (about $53 in today's money), affixed them to his jacket, and had himself officially registered as a package. He walked onto the steamship as cargo, complete with a postal clerk escort as required by law. For the entire voyage, he was technically mail—sleeping in crew quarters, eating with the staff, and existing in a bureaucratic gray zone between passenger and parcel. Upon arrival in Ireland, his father signed for him as one would any delivery.

The stunt made international headlines and exposed an absurdity in maritime shipping regulations that had somehow persisted for years. The U.S. Post Office, mortified by the publicity, immediately amended its rules to explicitly prohibit mailing people. But Bates had proven a point about the letter of the law versus its spirit—and saved himself about $40 in the process.

The incident remains a quirky footnote in postal history, a reminder that sometimes the most creative solutions to life's problems involve treating yourself as freight. Bates's transatlantic journey as certified mail predated modern budget airlines by decades, though his customer service experience was probably better.

Word of the Day

persiflage noun · PUR-sih-flahzh

Light, frivolous, or mocking banter; playful teasing through witty conversation. From the French persifler ('to banter'), itself built from per- ('through') and siffler ('to whistle' or 'to hiss'), the word entered English in the 18th century when French salon culture prized the art of elegant mockery.

The dinner party descended into persiflage about who had told the worst joke, each guest trying to top the other's theatrical groans. During tense negotiations, his persiflage served as a calculated strategy to disarm opponents before delivering harder truths.

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Joke of the Day

Why did the self-mailed poet refuse to write about his transatlantic voyage?

He said the whole experience was first-class, but he was treated like second-class mail.

This Day in History

1981IBM released its first Personal Computer, the IBM 5150, fundamentally reshaping the technology landscape and legitimizing the microcomputer for business use. Priced at $1,565 (about $5,200 today), the machine came with 16 kilobytes of memory and used Microsoft's DOS operating system—a partnership that would mint one of history's great fortunes. Unlike the proprietary systems favored by competitors like Apple, IBM's open architecture invited third-party hardware and software development, accidentally creating the 'PC compatible' standard that would dominate computing for decades. The beige box launched a thousand garage startups and turned 'personal computer' from hobbyist dream into office staple virtually overnight.

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